Second to Die

Join us this week as we discuss the practicalities of impromptu weapons, a full service bar that puts our reception to shame, and yet another reason not to answer the door when someone knocks.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss fashion tips for your next game night, surprise strap-on situations, and descriptions of female characters that will make you want to ask this week’s author, “Sir, why exactly do you hate women?”

 

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Join us this week as we discuss poorly timed stoner humor, even worse tattoo choices, and I beg your pardon, I do what and you call me Mary?

 

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Join us this week as we discuss what happens when barnyard animals attack, weasels that will cut a bitch, and just how Max feels about spitters.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss misogyny in the 80s, ridiculously buff daddies in their sixties, and a church service from hell.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss why colored lights are the only requirement for a horror movie to be a "Christmas" horror movie, what Cole's new funeral goals are, and the last minute shopping guide you never knew you needed!

 

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Join us this week as we discuss new and interesting ways to hang your Christmas lights, a revisit to Derry County Maine, and how not to process your childhood trauma.

 

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Join us this week as we spill the tea about zombie dicks, vanilla-scented seances, and a beehive that has nothing to do with Beyonce but will definitely still get you in formation.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss a cursed film with some real skeletons in it's closet, the wrong place to build a subdivision, and why you should always run a background check on your babysitters.

 

And for Cole's referenced Turn of the Screw book covers, click here!

 

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Join us this week as we discuss what happens when re-enactments get weird, dick so good it can heal trauma, and the breastfeeding habits of mole people.

 

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Join us this week we talk about Anne Frank jokes that make even us uncomfortable, racism monsters as metaphor, and why shower sex isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss balls flying at your face, some funghi's who are definitely not a good time, and...I’m just gonna level with you here...more incest. 

 

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Join us this week as we discuss two villains that keep it in the family, how a look-a-like will do if you strike out with your crush, and why a polaroid shutter is the scariest thing you'll hear all weekend. 

 

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Join us this week as we discuss buried treasure, turning any season into fall through the power of arts and crafts, and... Hitler sperm.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss the worst head of your life, necrophilia out of nowhere, and exactly what toxic masculinity does to Cole.

 

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Join us this week as we ponder the placement of horse brains, wonder what robots and Stonehenge have in common, and share a life hack involving a bikini top!

 

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Join us this week as we answer the big questions, like what is zombie paintballing, does this author not have spacial reasoning skills, and is this pile of leaves flirting with me or is it just the PCP?

 

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Join us this week as we bring you the sour taste of missed opportunities, the bitter burn of unnecessary sequels, and the sweet sweet flavor of non-culturally appropriative representation.

 

And if you want to check out the poem that inspired Pumpkinhead, click here.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss homoerotic alternate story lines, how deer can be terrifying, and why sex ed is important.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss how working out really can kill you, whether heels and leg warmers go together, and why, when in doubt, just assume you shouldn't touch anybody!

 

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