Second to Die

Join us this week as we discuss the coolest vagina you’ve ever met, raising the dead through the healing power of crystals, and Cole’s platonic bookstagram crush, Mother Horror.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss the most boring deal with the devil ever, a moment Cole saw himself in a horror novel, and something Max had no idea Cole would be into.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss times when pretending to be a cat might be awkward, a solution to infertility that might not be best, and the most shocking wine cellar scene since Edgar Allen Poe.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss unwieldy lighting, the consequences for outing someone, and two stories that somehow both involve getting choked.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss purple nipples, body transplants, and why you shouldn't sit on Satan's face... even if it's a chair. 

 

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Join us this week as we discuss the very specific ingredients for a Hellgate ritual, why camping is always a bad idea, and questionable mother/son bonding activities that we promise you are even worse than you’re thinking.

 

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Join as as we discuss a film featuring a hot step dad that has a completely different kind of story-line than we’re used to, unexpected ways a small child can be useful, and advice on what to do when you just need to throw the whole family out and start over.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss yet another creepy imaginary friend, questionable choices a therapist might make, and the age old question:  am I possessed or just having a mental breakdown?

 

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Join us this week as we discuss gay cowboy train heists, virgin sacrifices, and exploding racquet balls.

 

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Join us this week as discuss relationship red flags, book cover inaccuracies, and when you should consider a new doctor.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss Satanic rituals gone wrong, the secret weapon you never knew you had, and lots and lots of Sapphic yearning.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss the endless possibilities of zero consequences, hobbies you shouldn't encourage for your child, and a perfect example of how just because you Ameri-can, doesn’t mean you Ameri-should.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss frogs with human genitals, positive LGBT+ portrayal, and why people who serve you milk like it’s normal can’t be trusted.

 

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Join us this week as we prepare for St. Patrick's Day by discussing a diet trend Cole will definitely pass on, the worst BnB stay ever, and a gaping hole that Max actually isn't interested in for once.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss a weird turn in the unicorn colors trend, extremely questionable (if predictable) medical practices, and a character description that might just be our wildest one yet!

 

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Join us this week as we discuss terrifying home movies, why you shouldn’t answer calls from your ex at three in the morning, and why you should be suspicious when the local cult really really likes your house.  

 

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Join us this week as we discuss an alternative approach to standing up to your bullies, a metaphorical punch-card that Cole has finally completed, and just how wrong cultural appropriation can go.

 

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Join us this week for a Valentine’s episode where we’ll discuss Max’s tips for a hostage situation, new uses for a screwdriver we bet you’ve never thought of, and what at the end of the day is really just the story of two people sharing their hobbies with each other.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss the dangers of lemonade, a practical place to store your extra children, and a story so bizarre it’ll make you afraid of butterfly gardens.

 

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Join us this week as we discuss a sad song that puts T-Swift to shame, Evanescence, but make it Gregorian, and a story that'll make that Amazon package you're expecting look awfully sus.

 

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